THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
· I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· A picture is now only worth 200 words.
· They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street”
· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, finally...
· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
SHARED FROM ; RAMESH
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
· I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· A picture is now only worth 200 words.
· They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street”
· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, finally...
· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
SHARED FROM ; RAMESH
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